Post by Ventriloquist on Nov 24, 2010 23:57:08 GMT -5
Hello, my dears!
I am Ventriloquist, the creator/mastermind behind this site (with my lovely staff, of course!).
Wanna know all 'bout me? Do you really want to? Do you want to know my last name/Facebook/address? REALLY REALLY WANT TO?!
Well, sucks to you. I'm not giving that out. But I will give you these.
You can call me - Ventriloquist, Ven, Ventril, Narcissa, Nar, Cissa, Great One, Jersey Girl, Annoyance, Irritant, Elizabeth, Liz, or Lizzy. My real name is Elizabeth XD.
I live in New Jersey, along with a huge amount of other Elizabeths. We even have a town named in our honor.
My many FAULTS
My Anxiety Disorder - Although I usely speak more easily on the internet and not be as nervous, it does sometimes affect me. In real life I can be very jumpy and very guarded among others, and I don't like looking people in the eye if they are strangers. I never go up to people I do not know, although if they come up and talk to me I will talk with very high excitement (Matrix, haha!). It dosen't happen often. Those that do come up to me, though, I am instantly loyal to. Luckily (or unluckily), I do not need meds. Just a kind ear. And a animal XD.
My Auditory Processing Disorder - I can not hear people if there are noises in the background. My brain actually has very little ability to process the sound, although my hearing is perfect. It could have been alot worse, though, because when I was born the imbilical cord was wrapped around my neck and cut off my oxygen. Which is quite horrible, and it is a miracle I made it out with APD alone. My Aunt also had that happen, and she has cerebral palsy.
My temper - I have a nasty temper if riled up. In real life it takes very little to get my temper to come out. Online, it is a lot harder. I never get one with my animals, though.
My computer stupidity - I am very, very, very bad at making things work on a computer. Which is why I have Matrix.
These are some of my fa~vo~rite things![/b]
My horses - I love horses, I love them so much. I am an English rider. Jumping is one the most fabulous things in the world, especially when you have a connection with the horse. I help my trainer train her horses, and she calls me her "Horse Whisperer". Which is awesome.
My dogs - I only own one dog, Sophie, my cute little cockapoo. She is the one of the lights of my life. I also volunteer at a dog rescue, and I love helping those dogs.
My guinea pigs - My BOYS!!! I have two little men, Arthur and Avalon, and they are hillarious! I love them so much! As I am writing this, they are curled up beside me, Avalon eating a carrot and Arthur asleep.
My geckos - I have a pair of albino leopard geckos, Sprint and Blue. They are lovely, and intriguing. Both are very tame, and will come out and climb on your hand. I have had them for three years.
Reading - I love to read, I love to so much. I read such a wide range of books that I don't really want to list them, but I will list some of the more interesting ones or ones I will forever remember.
Warriors - I have been reading it since the fourth grade, and been hooked ever since. I am uncomfortable walking into the Children's Section of Barnes & Noble as a high school student, though!
Harry Potter - I <3 Draco Malfoy. All I'm going to say on that.
Animorphs - What is that? You may ask. Well, it is a children's sci-fi book series, that will forever remain in my heart and email address. I have actually gotten teary-eyed seeing the books, the ending was so terribly amazing. As was the last Author's Note. I <3 Tobias, by the way. Bird Boy forever!
My animes/mangas are - Naruto (DEIDARA!!!!), Death Note (MELLO!!!!!), and Hetalia (POLAND AND LITHUANIA AND RUSSIA!!!). I AM NOT A WEABOO!
Shouen-Ai/Yaoi = Don't ask, don't tell. If you don't know what that means, don't look it up. Please don't, or I will be sad.
Writing - I love to write! Unfortunately I am to tired to write any further then that, as I am very very tired.
History - History buff, hehe! I want to be an Anthropolgist or Historian.
Any Questions???
Feel free to ask!
I am Ventriloquist, the creator/mastermind behind this site (with my lovely staff, of course!).
Wanna know all 'bout me? Do you really want to? Do you want to know my last name/Facebook/address? REALLY REALLY WANT TO?!
Well, sucks to you. I'm not giving that out. But I will give you these.
You can call me - Ventriloquist, Ven, Ventril, Narcissa, Nar, Cissa, Great One, Jersey Girl, Annoyance, Irritant, Elizabeth, Liz, or Lizzy. My real name is Elizabeth XD.
I live in New Jersey, along with a huge amount of other Elizabeths. We even have a town named in our honor.
My many FAULTS
My Anxiety Disorder - Although I usely speak more easily on the internet and not be as nervous, it does sometimes affect me. In real life I can be very jumpy and very guarded among others, and I don't like looking people in the eye if they are strangers. I never go up to people I do not know, although if they come up and talk to me I will talk with very high excitement (Matrix, haha!). It dosen't happen often. Those that do come up to me, though, I am instantly loyal to. Luckily (or unluckily), I do not need meds. Just a kind ear. And a animal XD.
My Auditory Processing Disorder - I can not hear people if there are noises in the background. My brain actually has very little ability to process the sound, although my hearing is perfect. It could have been alot worse, though, because when I was born the imbilical cord was wrapped around my neck and cut off my oxygen. Which is quite horrible, and it is a miracle I made it out with APD alone. My Aunt also had that happen, and she has cerebral palsy.
My temper - I have a nasty temper if riled up. In real life it takes very little to get my temper to come out. Online, it is a lot harder. I never get one with my animals, though.
My computer stupidity - I am very, very, very bad at making things work on a computer. Which is why I have Matrix.
These are some of my fa~vo~rite things![/b]
My horses - I love horses, I love them so much. I am an English rider. Jumping is one the most fabulous things in the world, especially when you have a connection with the horse. I help my trainer train her horses, and she calls me her "Horse Whisperer". Which is awesome.
My dogs - I only own one dog, Sophie, my cute little cockapoo. She is the one of the lights of my life. I also volunteer at a dog rescue, and I love helping those dogs.
My guinea pigs - My BOYS!!! I have two little men, Arthur and Avalon, and they are hillarious! I love them so much! As I am writing this, they are curled up beside me, Avalon eating a carrot and Arthur asleep.
My geckos - I have a pair of albino leopard geckos, Sprint and Blue. They are lovely, and intriguing. Both are very tame, and will come out and climb on your hand. I have had them for three years.
Reading - I love to read, I love to so much. I read such a wide range of books that I don't really want to list them, but I will list some of the more interesting ones or ones I will forever remember.
Warriors - I have been reading it since the fourth grade, and been hooked ever since. I am uncomfortable walking into the Children's Section of Barnes & Noble as a high school student, though!
Harry Potter - I <3 Draco Malfoy. All I'm going to say on that.
Animorphs - What is that? You may ask. Well, it is a children's sci-fi book series, that will forever remain in my heart and email address. I have actually gotten teary-eyed seeing the books, the ending was so terribly amazing. As was the last Author's Note. I <3 Tobias, by the way. Bird Boy forever!
My animes/mangas are - Naruto (DEIDARA!!!!), Death Note (MELLO!!!!!), and Hetalia (POLAND AND LITHUANIA AND RUSSIA!!!). I AM NOT A WEABOO!
Shouen-Ai/Yaoi = Don't ask, don't tell. If you don't know what that means, don't look it up. Please don't, or I will be sad.
Writing - I love to write! Unfortunately I am to tired to write any further then that, as I am very very tired.
History - History buff, hehe! I want to be an Anthropolgist or Historian.
Any Questions???
Feel free to ask!